News Break

~NEWS BREAK~
For future reference, my significant other (aka the man, the fellow, my boyfriend, my companion, my dining companion, etc.) will be called simply DO from this point forward. It’s appropriate for a number of reasons. It can mean Dear One, Darling One, Dratted One (when I’m feeling peevish), Desired One (when I’m feeling amorous), and so much more. Believe me, DO fits him. Oh, by the way, when you read this, please pronounce it as, “I’d like to DO that” and not as “D’oh, I goofed!” He’s much more a DO than a D’oh! Thanks. Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
~END NEWS BREAK~